Thursday, August 16, 2007

how i saved the world

There was complete anarchy when i arrived
there was a mad scientist lady on the loose
Trying to kill, trying to takeover, trying to conquer

And she was coming after me, I was her first chosen target

So instead of running, i hid among the crowd
and blended in
a gift i have
when i choose to use it

Anyway

I decided to poison her with some of her own poison serum
She didn't know it, but I poisoned all her specimens too
all the volunteers who came to be a part of HER science project
I poisoned them all just enough
to make them sleep

And then I saved the rest of the world
We all left, and had a barbeque

"Hooray, our High and Mighty Queen! You are the best! The most exalted one! Celebrate!"

The day I saved the world

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